Some things never change.

landoflesbians:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

I can’t breathe

infinitetransit:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

… i’m doing this.

The best part of all this, is that Lego was use at some point in the making!

Baby lovehearts!

Baby lovehearts!

Nothing like the bubbles in first pint from freshly cleaned lines!

Nothing like the bubbles in first pint from freshly cleaned lines!

So my mates boyfriends latest tweets contain the hashtag “thingsworsethanrape”. Boy I hate that cunt!

jazminenichol:

America! Heck Ya!
Photographed by Hannah Lux Davis
For Hey Shiny Objects

How can I make my hair do this!?:(

jazminenichol:

America! Heck Ya!

Photographed by Hannah Lux Davis

For Hey Shiny Objects

How can I make my hair do this!?:(

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

I could kill for some Mountain Dew! Or 7up!

lotsalipstick:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

I really hope this is real

“Real job”!? Get fucked!

lotsalipstick:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

I really hope this is real

“Real job”!? Get fucked!